Posted by Frazier
1: "Dead Man Walking" - The Bill Callahan Story, starring: Keanu Reeves
Stiff, wooden, emotionless, and Keanu doesn't exactly emote either! Keanu could deliver his usual sleep-walking performance and absolute nail Callahan. Hell, he could bring home an Oscar, so long as anyone was able to stay awake through the film.
Only Walter is curmudgeonly enough to capture Joe's essence. So the hell with it, we're either digging him up, or splicing together lots of old footage.
3: "House Party 2" - The Pete Carrol Story, starring: Gary Busey
If Pete lived on the same planet as the rest of us, his teams would never lose. But instead he's too busy having a good time, and enjoying the SoCal life. If his back-to-back titles was House Party 1, the current edition is as flat as the sequel. The equally spacey Busey brings Pete to life.
They both have admirable hair. Their both stupid as rocks. They've both had way more opportunities than they've earned and screwed up every single one.