Posted by Walter
So this is a new feature here at the323, where basically we answer the questions every college football fan asks themselves after a couple of cold ones on a saturday afternoon. First up.....
Who would be most useful and useless in an old fashioned barroom rumble.
5 guys I'd want grabbing my back.........
#5) Cullen Harper, QB Clemson
He may not look like much, but just like in the Heisman race my man Cullen is a SLEEPER.
#4) Mike Hart, RB Michigan
Definitely not the biggest guy on the block, but Hart's a tough as nails pitbull who'd sooner gnaw someone's leg off than leave his boy to fight alone.
#3) Jasper and Casper Brinkley, LB's South Carolina
They're twins so they count as one. Oh yeah, and they are absolutely terrifying.
#2) Glen Dorsey, DT LSU
Bigger, badder, meaner than everyone else.....Not to espouse cannibalism but can't you just picture Dorsey eating someone like Blake Mitchell for dinner.
#1) Philip Loadholt, OT Oklahoma
At 6'9'' and 360 pounds of road grading Sooner muscle, there may not be a scarier man on the planet.
and 5 I wouldn't.............
#5) Jim Tressell, Coach Ohio State
Great football coach, but I don't think the sweater vest combo garners much street cred these days.
#4) Percy Harvin, WR/RB Florida
Speed kills on the football field, but Harvin's skinny ass would be using his 4.3 wheels to leave me high and dry.
#3) Drew Weatherford, QB Florida State
If he throws a football as accurately as he throws a punch, he's more liable to sock me than an assailant.
#2) Louisville Defense
I'm pretty certain 11 guys who don't have the words "hit" and "tackle" in their vocabulary would be pretty useless in a fight.
#1) Anthony Morelli, QB Penn State
Is there any doubt that once shit went down Morigami would be folded up, blubbering in a corner while I got the shit kicked out of me.....God I hate him.